Welcome to the University of the Phoenix, the world's first for-prophet institution of higher learning dedicated to creating opportunities for the dead and the not-yet dead to work together to avenge the crimes and cruelties of global capitalism.
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👻 GHOSTS AT REFUSE TO WORK! This site is currently constantly under deconstruction
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The University of the Phoenix also offers a full-cost-recovery revenge consultancy business where out staff will work with your organization to get the justice you deserve, in this life or the next.
OUR PRESIDENT: Spathodea campanulata
The University of the Phoenix should not be mistaken for the American debt-factory with a similar name.
It is often funny, but never a joke.
The names Cassie Thornton and Max Haiven are frequently seen in conjunction with the University of the Phoenix, which is often presumed to be a harmless art project. Our senior management team can neither confirm nor deny these claims.
Your call for vengeance is important to us. For faster service, please light a candle, focus on your rage, make an unspeakable wish and spit over your left shoulder three times. A customer service representative will be with you in some measure of eternity.
Using advanced and ancient technologies, we put you in touch with your potential.
Some of the most famous people who have ever died are our students and faculty. We offer special scholarships to not-yet-dead people who ought to be dead.
The new high-tech economy is putting many hard-working ghosts out of a job. Join us and retrain for the revenge economy!